After Effects of Asphyxiation Attempt

I’m dying laughing right now.

I happen to like being choked during sex. To date, I have never actually passed out, though I really would like to experience that. So I asked him to find something to wrap around my neck this time. He used a towel. Though he choked me harder than I’ve ever been choked, much to my disappointment, I didn’t go “out”.

Twenty minutes after we’d finished having sex, he says, “What’s wrong with your face?” I go look in the mirror and much to my dismay, my skin looks like I broke out in some sort of rash and my eyeballs are totally red. I guess we pressurized my head a little too much and I broke a BUNCH of blood vessels under the skin and in my eyes.

Depending on who notices, I might just have to say “I had an allergic reaction” if they ask. Like when I see my 96 year old grandma tomorrow